Once upon a time, James and I had a roommate who had a cat. This sort of meant that we had a cat.
He was a really sweet kitty. He was some kind of special breed and did not have ears nor a tail. He loved laying across James warm laptop while James tried to work in bed.
Whatever his real name was, we didn't think it fit him. So we called him Noobles.
He killed a bird in the condo once. He peed on our down comforter twice.
I wonder if he is still alive.