I say, no! Shallow Spanish hits rule! They remind me of hot Andalusian afternoons spent drinking red wine spritzers.
When we got back from Ecuador, Jenn and I were listing all the songs we heard a billion times on the trip (because that's what we do, make lists) and she mentioned that she was surprised that we didn't hear Danza Kaduro.
"Danza what?" I repeated, cocking my head to the side.
She pulled it up on her phone and we listened to it in my parents' kitchen...
And I was like, "Whoa, that is a HIT."
Turns out, its from like 2010. I guess I've been out of the loop.
One thought about the video, though. Dude, don't those girls look insanely BORED? If I were on that yacht listening to a catchy-ass song with those guys I'd be rocking out so hard I'd barf! You're already tan, girls, no need to lay out. And you can sleep when the boat docks, because there are champagne bottles to pop and ass to shake. I'd be doing belly flops into the Caribbean and daring people to motorboat me. I'd be missing another tooth by the end of the day. I'd have an emotional heart-to-heart with one of the singing guys and then steal his designer sunglasses then forget ALL ABOUT WHATEVER HE TOLD ME. At around 4pm I'd sloppily eat all the sandwiches downstairs and pass out on the galley floor, drooling all over a beach towel.
Why doesn't anyone ever invite me out on their charter yacht?
In case you were wondering, the lyrics basically say,
Put your hand up
Move your hips
Do a half turn
Don't get tired yet
Because we just got started
Move your head around